Hello and welcome to my comic – Honestly not a Robot! History of the comic is that I used to work retail and when I quit in early 2017, I began toying with the idea of writing about it. After[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Chapter 0: An offer you can't refuse
Previous versions of my prologue (2018 art with 2019 lettering/edits) can be found on my Old versions page for those interested in the changes and processes/reasoning behind the decision to redraw this all out. (Ignore my website timestamps saying I uploaded[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I can vaguely remember my group interview, I think there were a lot of adults twice my age trying to get part time work which intimidated my barely out of school nervous self. In some ways it was nice that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Drawing this page norished my skin, made my cacti bloom, thawed the ice outside* – I had wanted to redraw this page for years and what can I say? Here he is, he’s selling you the job, he is totally[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Carefully chosen words to entice someone to join. Fun fact I wrote out Lackluster then my British brain kept setting off fire alarms to force me to change it to Lacklustre instead so uh, yeah, woo ↓ TranscriptThe manager's cheerful[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You don’t need to read the document text; Kevin will outline the main info. Unless you really wanna read the full somewhat edited version of the letter I was given when I applied for the retail job this comic is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just sign along the dot-ted line, right here, right here, right here, it’s fiiii-iiine! 💖🎶 ↓ TranscriptThe imagined images of workers and customers spread across the page as the manager describes the job to the unseen applicant. "the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Here we go! ↓ TranscriptThe charisma of the red headed managers explodes into stars as he too breaks free from the panel borders. Looking at you and the unseen applicant he beams: "So, that's all there is to it! What[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…